I don’t think he’s getting old unfortunately

If it’s anything like mine it will need a connecting rod 305,000 miles ago. Biggest pile of shit I’ve ever owned.

Same one that does rodeos

Woman in the Mustang was a woman. Must be real drunk.

Where have you seen that it’s a new model? It’s possible, but making an assumption in your first comment and then claiming it as gospel in your second doesn’t really work. 

Momentums and R-Designs only

You also can’t walk into McDonalds and get a Whopper. 

You wear out brake pads in 5k miles?

Struggling to get by seems a worse memorial in my eyes.

My ‘11 Jetta tells me

I’ve had a ton of issues with mine. Mine is an ‘11, bought April of last year with 36k and now has 61k. I can’t even remember all the shit that I had to have fixed but one of them was a connecting rod which was very fun. Also my radio quit and the thing has like no power at all.

You make it sound like it’s complex.

More practical than a wagon?

alsofuckthisguy

“I guess you could pull the steering wheel and just clamp a vise grip on the stem to drive it to the dealer”

I’m selling tickets to the crash. $15/ ticket, flash photography is allowed.

How many contractors and other people who have tool boxes and similar equipment that don’t have a bedliner?

Now that’s entertainment.

Did....did you read the article?

It’s for adaptive cruise control.

I wish my life was so perfect to where that was what I concerned myself with.