Oh god NH Chronicle.

Is that true?

Yay NH!

Hey man, wanna buy some weed?

VW made a ton of cars like that.

Who isn't pissed off at Clarkson, though? He's been on TV for well into three decades and Top Gear has been in its current form for more than 10. At this point, if you've been mentioned/slammed/insulted by Clarkson, shouldn't you just feel honored? It's like everything he says is bad is actually good.

I agree, no reason to investigate.

It's almost as if the joke went over your head.

Oh wait. It did.

something something drivers license something something

Whatever you have to tell yourself.

Thanks man.

How long did Sam ground you for after you crashed into the Rolls Royce?

Rustom Nissan sold him the car, and had already collected Lee's first payment. But when Lee sought their help after his vehicle had been appropriated, they offered what he considered unsatisfactory customer service and demanded he continue to make payments.

(Full Disclosure: Campagna wanted me to drive one of their Quebec-built tripods so badly that they brought one of the poutine-burners right to my house and left it with me. Then they took it back, because what are they, running a charity?)

The Maryland State Police are investigating whether a crash in Brandywine that sent 11 people to the hospital on Sunday afternoon was caused by street racing. These things never end well, do they?

What's worst about this whole incident is that much of it seems to stem from a number of misunderstandings. According to motorcyclist Rene Towles present during the ride and later interviewed by the New York Times, the bikers who surrounded Lien's Range Rover after Lien rear-ended Cruz didn't intend to be violent at…

You know how in Danté's Inferno he talks about there being a main city of Hell called Dis? This is what Dis' equivalent of the 405 freeway must look like at 5:30 on the Friday before Forced Labor Day weekend. It's absolute chaos.

Don't steal from someone with a huge online audience, because they can use the Internet to hunt down car stealing bastards. It works.

Obligitory Two Lane Blacktop nomination.

Did someone not read the entire article?

I hate you guys.