Yes.

That explains it. It's the Mercedes, not the audio.

dannyiloveyouitsmecoty

If you removed the dick from your ass you might find it more funny.

You must be over 70.

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Why are not of these cars in gear/park? Even if they slide, the wheels shouldn't be rolling freely.

I gasped audibly.

Where in New Hampshire is the speed limit 70?

Not to mention the old man in the mountain no longer really exists....

Thank you, thank you.

That was the most beautiful, elaborate "fuck you" I have ever read.

Bravo.

I go up to people and talk to them about their cars all the time.

I would almost guess repos, not sure what he means though.

The swoops and lines and goofy colors that used to be popular among drag cars.

Finally, the officer issued Brugger a ticket to appear in court and told her, "I'm done scaring you, and now you can go home."

Someone has a Saab.

LOLZ FAK UR REPONSIBL DESISUNS, I HAZ COUL CAH

Or it could be they're called both and you need to calm down.

I heard he was in cardiac arrest in the helicopter. This will be more than a concussion.