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YOU LIVE SOMEWHERE THAT YOU CAN GET PLINY?!?! So jealous.

LOOOOOOOATHE entirely!

Are fun and thoughtful gifts really not your thing? I probably wouldn't send you money either.

The special twist: this story ends with two new characters Cease and Desist.

For all the dead ppl

People can say what they want about Balloon Boy's dad, but at least he didn't wear sweaters like a cape.

I have mentioned this before in a thread on pet names, but it bears repeating that my parents had a friend with a giant grumpy-faced grey persian named YASSER ARACAT.

It was a revival style very popular in the last decades of the 19th century in America. Pretty much all "Victorian homes" in American are Queen Anne style. My childhood home was built in 1893 and very indicative of the style with a large front porch, balconies, and turret. I rehabbed the turret, the high tower room,

Who is going to be a dad?!

You know what? I ain't even mad, unlike some of the people on my Facebook.

Haha, that's what I do. It's my schtick. My thing. Engaging (or attempting to) thoughtful discourse in otherwise thought-devoid discussions. I find it interesting, it leads to some actual good conversations, and in general it's like comment hipsterism: I'm ironically taking serious things people have just left

I'm confused; is the take-away that Gemini's are, generally, BBW? Or is it playing to another stereotype, i.e. that Gemini's are 'cray-cray' as demonstrated with agreeing that Drake's contextual use of BBW is derogatory, and yet you, who happen to be a plus size Gemini, ALSO (contradictorily so, and therefore

Based on my consumption of pizza, my team would be me and one other person... or me and morning-cold-pizza-for-breakfast me.

CHEF BAC DOESN'T KNOW NGUYEN TO STOP.

I think they're...sennnnnsational.

Wrong. He was born in the month of Honda. Because Honda > Nissan.

Pro tip: Nobody wants to hear you telling them that what they're doing to raise their child is "second best", especially when it's not. I take medications that are excreted in breast milk. I don't have a baby right now, but if I did, formula WOULD be the best for it.