Adam Levine is a Hypercolor shirt that displeased Jesus and it's punishment is being Adam Levine.

Once had a girl in high school breakup with me via Word document saved on my family computer, circa 2002. It was saved in a folder she named "Read after Prom" that she created like 5 minutes before we left for the damn event.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Whoopi Goldberg, you are making Jenny McCarthy be the reasonable one! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

This puts me in the uncomfortable position of having to agree with Jenny McCarthy, and I don't like it.

Whatev, Xena wins in the end because she gets to date Ron Swanson.

i refused to let my hair be brushed or combed, so my parents buzzed it off.

wrestling gifs deserve extra credit

I agree. NO, was my response as well.

I asked the internet the same thing.

Get a grip, that's quite a stretch.

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

Narcissism. I know that deriding people for thinking they are "special, little snowflakes" is a bit passe, but, here, I think the phrase fits.

An interesting legal aside is that if the father and daughter do manage to get recognized as legitimate monarchs of a territory with legal status they might be unintentionally renouncing their US citizenship.

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

Once and future Yogurt King, destined to return from Avalon in our hour of greatest need

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government…