“She’s been world champion three years in a row (and is, according to the Huffington Post, the first American womanto do that in 42 years)“

No offense, but are you sure it’s delayed?

I am currently en route to work on a streetcar full of people. I am dressed as Wednesday Addams, perhaps not the best idea in 75 degree weather.

Sephiroth looks mad old these days. My guess is mako issues.

I know, right?? I came here just to comment on that Shitpiercer article from last Christmas that I had FINALLY FORGOTTEN UNTIL THIS OH GOD WHY

Spaghetti is his only motherfucking option; failure’s not.

The juxaposition of these made me giggle.

Kofi’s claps during his entrance now are my favorite thing he’s ever done. Incredible.

Fun fact: that is a picture of Canal Street in New Orleans. We went with Crown Royal, which is notably better than Fireball.

What up, Napervillllllle??

Burger Eyes.

I was for sure Kim Kardashian's bar would be green.

Seems like we got a bunch of grinches in this comment section here.

Is that list supposed to be in order? If so, I object. The guy who just added me on LinkedIn should be way higher.

You're all afraid to address the real problem: why aren't there more DUDE PRINCESSES??

"Duh" by Corey Feldman. Everything about it scares the crap out of me.

I support you wholeheartedly in this endeavor. I like when people challenge my laziness. ♡

It's a play on the stereotype of duality and constant internal warring of Gemini. I think you are trying to have a The Economist level discourse about an In Touch level comment here, friend.

The real question here: are these dumb young women INFORMED? Because if not, they should not be allowed to vote.