“She’s been world champion three years in a row (and is, according to the Huffington Post, the first American womanto do that in 42 years)“

No offense, but are you sure it’s delayed?

I am currently en route to work on a streetcar full of people. I am dressed as Wednesday Addams, perhaps not the best idea in 75 degree weather.

Sephiroth looks mad old these days. My guess is mako issues.

Lucky! We’re only closed Mardi Gras day and the rest of the days I have to walk ~3 miles each way from my apartment uptown to the CBD because I hate myself and depend on NORTA.

I know, right?? I came here just to comment on that Shitpiercer article from last Christmas that I had FINALLY FORGOTTEN UNTIL THIS OH GOD WHY

Spaghetti is his only motherfucking option; failure’s not.

The juxaposition of these made me giggle.

Kofi’s claps during his entrance now are my favorite thing he’s ever done. Incredible.

Fun fact: that is a picture of Canal Street in New Orleans. We went with Crown Royal, which is notably better than Fireball.

What up, Napervillllllle??

does he have 101 problems (99 + a bitch is 2)?

Burger Eyes.

I was for sure Kim Kardashian's bar would be green.

Seems like we got a bunch of grinches in this comment section here.

Is that list supposed to be in order? If so, I object. The guy who just added me on LinkedIn should be way higher.

You're all afraid to address the real problem: why aren't there more DUDE PRINCESSES??

"Duh" by Corey Feldman. Everything about it scares the crap out of me.

I support you wholeheartedly in this endeavor. I like when people challenge my laziness. ♡