I'm a Gemini, so whilst I agreed with a lot of the sentiment here, the other half of me is all, "of course Drake finds me hot. Sweet."

Wait, cake can get you pregnant??!? Oh dear.

He reminds me of one of Stephanie Seymour's kids except for the whole making out with mom part.

Jesus christ, I'm a 31 year old second grader.

In-for-mer, iaintlostimincanadawithsomeham, wecallitbackbacoooonnn; may-be that aint ham-who give a shit-this lady insane in the braaain, I lick yo boomboom down

Nah, y'all all wrong. He was hot. Casper? Come on. I learned what girl boners were.

She won't have to leave her house if Tracie keeps throwing all those dollars at her godawful phone game.

Um, y'all sure you want to fly info Tenerife? That doesn't always go so great.

Oh, I apologize for seeming so lighthearted or flippant—I agree with you. I was mostly poking fun at my naïveté growing up in southern Louisiana. I always thought bounce in general was like a gift New Orleans had given to America with which most people were familiar.

Bounce biggy biggy, bounce bounce, ba bounce bounce!!

Is this gonna be like medical marijuana where everyone's all I CAN'T SLEEP HANGNAIL HURTS HOW BOUT ALPACA CARD OK DR. QUACKS?

Why are they talking about Syria?? Don't they know about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs????

There's been a lot of good advice here. As someone who's "overlooked" a good deal of online flirting for myriad reasons, I can say that I honestly don't know if it'd be different today had any of his flirtees gave me a giant exposé of sorts. I veer kinda Dolly Parton (I mean, maybe something's happened but I don't…

Nah, just his best friend, Bo.