I have this thing where I will think of something, but before I say anything, I analyze it to see if it's a good idea. Sometimes, it happens too late, but before any choreography happens. I am definitely not a special snowflake. So I know others have this thing that stops them, too. Do people who come up with this…

Ahem. The Technomancer. June 28th.

I’ve had a very complicated relationship with my dad for basically my whole life and have often struggled with the fact that neither of my parents really consider a job involving video games to be the best use of my career/talents, so this moment hit me very hard : (

Neil and Dennis Mersereau should get together.

In basketball parlance that’s known as “posterizing” someone.

See, right here we have a medical professional saying it was probably subarachnoid bleed. This kid’s death, while tragic, was caused by spiders not football.

They look like the worst Mardi Gras Indians ever.

And I always felt like I was the Queen of Hearts but you don’t see me trying to behead people left and right. Please keep that in mind if the police talk to you. I have no idea how those heads got there.

There are at least 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. Perhaps the classic book needs an update.

Yes, I have heard of this place and I feel your pain.

Omg. I don’t find the meat dress very gross (it actually kind of looks cool now), but those recommended stories at the bottom are fucking GOLD.
I’ve got to say, I truly truly miss the horrific gross out stories that Mark used to post.

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!

My cats bite and claw me everyday. I deserve it because I’m alive.

MARK WILLIAM DAVID SHRAYBER. That headline and that picture. You need to take a seat over there and think about what you've done.