“death for somebody”

Just longer? Or fatter as well...?

Just longer? Or fatter as well...?

Around here, the lights are mostly timer during the day, (induction) sensor at night. Some of them take a while to cycle at night, if you’re on the “minor” road (ie. default is red).

Yes! Fewer “wannabe celebs” and more hot gymnasts, please.

“take action”

Inform the “driver”? Drive itself to the tire shop and get a new set, more likely...

Sweet. Cargo pants it is then :-p

Where do you even get shorts in those colours?

Women are inexplicable...

I know, right? While out some time ago, I was discussing this very subject; so I did a quick count-up. I had 11 pockets, 9 of which were closed with either a zip or Velcro.

My big brother had the Lego Space Galaxy Explorer :-(

Yeah. I have a similar “minimalist” charger, and I can’t get it out of the socket...

Yeah. I have a similar “minimalist” charger, and I can’t get it out of the socket...

He’s fine; the speedo says “0"...

There are some cool easter eggs out there, but this is next-level geek awesome! Who would even think to run a game soundtrack through an analyser?

The seat, obviously. Why? Summer...

Ugh! What is that thing in?

Except the re-coil from firing a weapon while flying would de-stabilise it.

“Poop particles that the machine then proceeds to blow all over the room, including back on the very hands you just cleaned.”

“Wash your heads”

Many, many moons ago, I read somewhere that the “preferred” (by some health study group or other...) was paper-towel-dry first, then finish under the hot air (to dry in the cracks that the towel can’t reach).