Yeah, there should always be paper towels, whether or not there is an air-drier. Motors fail, fuses blow. The “analogue” version needs to be there, if only as a back-up.

Convertibles are like women: better with the top off ;-D

“by the end of the week—after hundreds of hours of driving “

Two little tales:

Only one person managed to get a photo of this onto the internet before a “visit” (ahem...)

With some exceptions, these are mostly some variation of “light-shade on a pie dish”...

A friend of mine knew a guy who did a similar thing, but he built trailers while at work (engineering workshop) with “business” stock parts.

Don’t drive over any bumps either - no approach angle with those over-done wheel covers!

I would like a life-size version of any of the Catwoman models. For, umm, reasons...

Yup.

Yeah, the wording in the regulation is really weird:

Like this?

I know, right? (I mean, I’m a single guy looking at a beautiful woman in a bikini, and my first thought is, “that top doesn’t fit her properly...”)

Sensible pussies.

Driver: “A woman talking on her cell phone cut me off this morning. I dropped my razor into my cornflakes, and it splashed on my crossword...”

I suspect part of it was also the general “dumbing down” of education. Schoolwork difficulty seems to be “drifting”; kids are being taught things later and later, and the “everybody’s a winner”/”celebrate mediocrity” mentality doesn’t help either.

There should be an annual burning of all Teletubby and Barney merchandise. There is something wrong with those shows, that I just can’t put a finger on.

No worries. 5th Element is one of my favourites; I’m a wanderer from the sci-fi corners of Gawker...

sp. Fhloston Paradise...