You say that as if reinforcing the association of “voting for Biden” with “holding your nose” every day for the next 7 months won’t help energize the unenthusiastic independent voters needed to win?

Do you think this “hold your nose” refrain around Biden is helping his chances at getting unenthusiastic independents to the polls?

It makes me sad when so much wealth is wasted on a single person’s vanity.

Working from home for the first time in my life made me realize I craved a ritual to transition from a working headspace into post-work casual time. A drink turned out to be the most satisfying way to do just that.

Were they all told to dress identically in that top photo, or is that just a remarkable (but also predictable) coincidence? 

This comment, as well those before it, reveal you have all the wrong opinions.

Like an soulless Gwyneth Paltrow.

“Boomer Doomer” would be a cleaner rhyme scheme but I don’t have the platform to get it out there.

You KNOW he’s going to use this as proof that the wall works. Maybe he can sign the place where she fell to her death.

Lol fuck these idiots into the ground.

Your head is a fucking mess, my man.

True story: I had absolutely zero interest in seeing Cats before it even had a trailer, but the relentless shittings-on of this movie have piqued my curiosity and now I fully intend to see it when it’s out on video. I’ll report back!

One would hope that, given the likely politics of the people actually performing these operations, they will do their barest minimum to enforce this law when it comes time. Letting the patient wear their own headphones during the required playback or playing it at volume zero, for instance.

I genuinely had no idea this movie existed. Not even a movie poster in passing, let alone a trailer. Perhaps the problem was in the marketing? Because this is something I’d see.

They say his forehead grew three sizes that day.

I’ve actually bookmarked this article waiting to find out who did it.

This only strengthens my anti-cat resolve. 

I’m going to print these out and read them again in bed before spooning them.

I’m just glad this racist baby prick Nick Sandmann is quickly becoming extremely googlable for future employers.

That’s Nick Sandmann, racist.

Seems odd to reference Clinton in defense of Trump, considering that whole... impeachment thing.