My first thought. I expect she’s sketching out her tearful statement to the sentencing Judge about how she’s learnt and grown from this, along with puzzlement about how the person she hit doesn’t realize that the whole incident was a Gift and a Blessing.

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

The worst part of this is it will probably reaffirm her faith and make her even more of a looney.

This person belongs in an institution, and CPS needs to come for her kid.

If you don’t like my tone or my language you can fuck off and talk to someone else, what you’re not going to do is come here and police my motherfucking tone while some asshole troll dismisses police criminality.

Lol...you sound like you believe the cops report. Clearly they already had the mans information. You can catch him another day and at home on more chargers. ALL OF THIS because someone was speeding...GTFOH

Are you fucking stupid or do you just enjoy the flavor of cheap leather?

He’s come a long way from his bathtub to his patio to his guestroom and finally his office. Looking forward to seeing him back in his studio with his adoring crowd.

oliver’s show in particular is almost 1:1 the same as it’s ever been. 

Mayim “I actually have a PhD, have I told you about it?” Bialik belongs second to last, only above Dr. Oz. She’s an anti-vax sympathizer who is currently doing commercials for some brain health supplement snake oil too.

This is a constant problem I have with McDonalds, in that if you order a “combo meal” they try to auto default it to large, not medium, unless you specifically tell them, and then, they still do it half the time anyway. I’ve literally thrown half a drink and fries in the trash so many times that I’ve basically stopped…

They’re grotesque 

Did you forget this is Jezebel? Anyone over 50 is irrelevant, and had something to do with the demise of the planet, took everyone’s money, is a millionaire asshole, voted for Trump, doesn’t know anything about pop culture...

WHO are the people in the header photo?

I really don’t know how Republican women cope with the cognitive dissonance. Then again, Republicans are damn good at denying reality even in the face of factual evidence.

Dollar Tree Wolverine got no game. 

I love her simple “We are not a match” ... hahahaha what an idiot. 

100% agree.  A quick google search of Jezebel and Master of None comes up with quite a few articles from this very site praising the show.  Everyone is welcome to their opinion, but when writing for a site, i would do a quick cross reference to make sure I dont write something that makes me sound like a hypocrite.  

“Aziz Ansari’s Master of None, a show that no one remembered”

To be fair...a lot of people appreciated Master of None when it originally aired (including Asian Americans & non-white LGBTQ+ folks). Even the episode with the deaf cast was a standout....I was thinking about that episode the other day.