If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Fuck the bosses!

Hey Spanfeller and the rest of the G/O shitheads:

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

On a scale of one to ten who or what made Tigers fans miserable more CC. or Dombrowski?

Was gonna say I remember dreading when he was on the mound against the Tigers.

Tough but fair. 

Incredible career of making me miserable over many years (Tigers fan).  Hats off to that legend.  

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

They also removed Birth of a Nation from their rain delay rotation.

No, empathy can be taught. And we need to break the shackles of right wing Christianity and the patriarchy it supports.

Brock, and to the left.