Fuck the bosses!

Tough but fair. 

Incredible career of making me miserable over many years (Tigers fan).  Hats off to that legend.  

Cis man here. For men to give a shit about abortion, they have to have empathy. (From my experience, people who hate Medicare, CHIP, social security, abortion, etc., are incapable of empathy.)  How can we teach people empathy?? I worry that it’s just something you’re born with (or aren’t).  

I can’t wait for the Lions to draft him to replace Stafford and doom him to a maddeningly futile career.

Shawn Kemp did the same thing with his kids, but they had to start doubling up on jerseys once they reached his past AAU teams. 

“Jake Corman For Senate: He Always Goes the Second Mile”

I’m sending him a strongly-worded letter in response.  [Gets out paper and wax, carefully aligning dots to represent individual characters]

This is just going to keep happening, and football will keep getting a little worse each time it does.

By law, the titles of all Mitch Albom books should begin with “FWD: FWD: FWD: This will brighten your day!!1!!”

To hold you accountable, Redford, and ensure your accuracy, I’ve spent this entire afternoon behind closed doors running multiple internet searches of “fancy bears.”    I feel satisfied.  

“Blindsided my ass. He begged to play with Tiger.’’

Shawn Kemp Is Why Many Athletes Pull Out

I was bruised and battered, I couldn’t tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable, 2-2, ourselves
Saw our SB poster in a window; thought, do we still have Foles
Oh brother are you gonna still be climbin’ those poles
On the streets of Philadelphiaaaa

Could be worse, i.e., Cincinnati. 

Good on you for writing this, Barry.  And while we’re on the subject, everyone ease up on the Detroit jokes.  We don’t ALL eat butthole in bar parking lots - that was a onetime thing.  

The linebacking corps runs about as fast as a baby boomer types

It’s like that West Wing episode.  Overhead wires are the “social security” of Red Sox fandom.  Touch it and you die. 

“But in reciprocation, we would like, you know, to maybe go to a nice playoff game or—”