At the U.S. Open?  Wow.  We Americans are unaccustomed to sports with umpires injecting themselves into the action.

Ah yes, what a Belvedere & Sugar Free RedBull would be if it were a TV show. 

To each according to his reads.

Yeah well they’ve BEEN playing like this for a half century plus.  At this point, my liver is basically Quint from Jaws. 

Building on Reddit’s impeccable credibility relating to all things Boston.

This comment is art and I thank you for it. 

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

Oh man, it’s gonna be a photo finish this season: Week 17 or my liver failing

If you see one of those dipshits fall down, get his shirt pulled over his head, and seem to receive countless merciless blows to the ribs and face, it’s the ghost of Rob Probert.

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+1

Maybe Chauncey is holding out for a return to Detroit?? The Pistons’ future is much brighter tha- . . . [remembers team is a dumpster fire and new arena has a giant Little Caesar on the roof] . . . yeah never mind.

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You monster. +1

Very sad. The Tour of the Gila really is a monster.

You monster. +1

Seriously! I was fine for the first 25 miles or so but the last one was a real bolt in my side.

There were actually two idiots that almost made it across the field in Detroit, and when the one in khakis slapped the other one on the back, they got in a mini-fight.

This is criminally understarred.

“Jim Harbaugh And Chip Kelly Go To Bat For Colin Kaepernick”