Thanks for this! But as a Tigers fan, I already see a tremendous amount of other teams’ homers and extra base hits in innings 7 through 9, typically.

Obviously not Gehrig. He’s a “Byrd,” for God’s sake. And like the actual baseball Bird, his body will “stop working” when his car rolls over his chest.

Duquette went on to describe how Baltimore fans prefer very “disciplined” players like Joe Flacco over the very “athletic” players like John Wall.

Whatever happens to Kazmir, the Dodgers will probably be fine. It’s India and Pakistan that worry about that border anyway.

That child shouldn’t be so scared. It’s a Panther, not a Nittany Lion.

Rest In Peace, Mr. I. Rest assured the Tigers will start the ‘17 season off hot n’ ready for a championship run.

Yeah well your fans looked like a fucking Trump rally when they rushed the field.

+1

Great response! Sherman’s march to the c-word.

Well said. Anyway, as far as franchises that are truly cursed with shittiness and misery.....fucking Lions.

God damn this is good. +1

3 (Crane) Technique

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

There’s some kind of “Ereckt” joke in here somewhere but I’m just not funny enough.

Well I for one am just shocked that football fans in Buffalo would act like this.

Hooooooly shit this is funny, +1

I’m not sure why this was flagged. Shooting on the field is a Boy Scout move.

Oof. +1

“Damn, that’s a kickass graphic.” http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97hwellbabi…

Just an all-around shit day today for New York Jets.