WHO?!?!?!?!

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Odd. I figured he’d sign with the Hawks, given his fond memories of Atlanta. http://deadspin.com/congrats-dwyan…

Makes sense. The typical Cards fan supports the idea of a three fifths compromise.

“I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.”

Ernie Harwell > Vin Scully

Man, I haven't seen a shittier Cardinal rape apology since Bernard Law.

You bet! Also, I have some kickass penis-enlargement pills to sell you that totally work.

Baez: “Aaron, we’re going to do our damnedest to get you acquitted. But let’s not kid ourselves; it’s going to be a tough trial.”

This is tragically understarred.

“JFK-neat.”

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“I never have stood for inaccuracies,” La Russa said, “so I corrected the inaccuracies.”

“We’ll have to wait and see if the Supreme Court grants a writ of Scherzer-Ferrari.” -Emmitt Smith

“The New Yorker did a short piece this morning”

Holy shit this is spectacular!!

Well I’m really looking forward to some fresh self-plagiarism by Rick Reilly about this.

Nah, I’m pretty sure that this is still the “saddest shit”: http://deadspin.com/worlds-saddest…

“...after very graphically voicing his opinions.”