You cannot stop a woman from hoppin’

“Arkansas player Carson Shaddy was clearly at a loss about what to do in case of sudden opossum arrival, though as a Fayetteville native he displayed a surprising lack of familiarity with the critter.”

Go fuck yourself.

“SEE YA!!!”

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As I’ve said before, all these parents naming their kids “Aiden,” “Jayden,” “Kaden,” etc. need to have the balls to just name them after the obvious inspiration:

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That was stellar, but I think the true greatest comment ever was re: Pat Summitt’s Alzheimer’s diagnosis: “So she really has forgotten more basketball than I know.” Too lazy to find the link.

You spelled “SPROTS!!1!!!1” wrong.

As a Lions fan, the silver lining here is that I didn't piss myself after I drank to excess trying to fall asleep last night.

Fans of the Cubs, Mets, Leafs, etc., you can all fuck right off. You don't know true pain if you aren't a fan of the Detroit Goddamn Lions.

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Interesting that Jimmy Carter is a “no,” given that he legitimately admitted to beating off.

Pumpkin sour, you say? http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/9…