+1

Lions fan here, still sort of in shock at all of this, and loathing life as always. But the most believable theory I’ve heard is that the back judge saw the illegal batting, spent a few milliseconds debating throwing a flag, and (maybe even subconsciously) decided against, in large part because of the psychological…

+1

I’m glad to see that CC is getting himself straightened out. Something about him has always seemed a bit crooked.

maybe Rougned Odor can slide spikes up into the St. Louis Arch and take out America’s lamest monument.

“You ain’t Russell Wilson, bro!”

Excellent work as always, Barry. And yet again you folks make me wish I had a time machine to go back and stop myself from becoming a bitter, soulless, jaded attorney, and pursue an infinitely more noble career in writing.

“I just don’t like the name they gave it. Hurricanes are nothing to be jokin’ about.” -Emmett Smith

Jay is known for being tricky. I mean, he signs his name “Publius.”

Oh, they’re still playing baseball? That’s cool.

However, if you’re going to come into our country, especially into this city, which has always been American, forever, which is why its name and team name are English words, which are synonyms of “whale’s vagina” and “monks,” respectively...

Despite their beliefs, it seems like the SMU atheltics program is actually predestined for damnation.

We know this feeling well in Detroit. It’s known as “How the hell did we lose to [Flynn] [Ponder] [Peete] [insert dogshit QB].”

[is Lions fan; loathes life]

@petecarroll: ✈️✈️ 🏢🏢 + 💣💣

Freddie Got (Middle) Fingered

Fun fact, Kevin: J-Rich was high school teammates with historically-shitty NFL draft bust Charles Rogers at Saginaw High here in Michigan. http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/i…

Genuinely stunned that Stafford isn’t in this group.