The heat of that take has singed my eyebrows.

In fairness to Briles, he simply assumed that Ukwuachu just wanted to transfer from Boise State to Baylor because the grass was greener.

Fair punishment. That tweet was one of the worst in the entire 5,000 year history of the universe.

Well, it should be noted that Dan Orlovsky enjoys the safety of membership on the Lions roster.

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

Of the many “uppers and downers” jokes made in this thread, this one was best executed. +1 speedball

Sharp trained Bridget Sloan, who won a silver medal at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. Samantha Peszek, another silver medalist in 2008, trained at Sharp’s academy after the Olympics.

“I don’t get it. So it’s only a restaurant for traitors?” -Emmitt Smith

He hit just .230 and had a 29-percent strikeout rate in the first half, but made up for all the whiffs by hitting for power and walking a ton.

The least surprising upset of the year will be when Notre Dame wins an incredible game against Clemson in Death Valley, and then promptly blows a 28-point lead and loses to Navy the next week.

+1 motorcycle

Williams is killin’ it, just like the Vietnam War.

Hoooooly hell. +1

Yikes. Dugar better watch out, his house may be Vandalized.

Ha!

This is a VAST improvement over certain previous instances of NFL players sticking up for each other: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story…

He also spent time with Lions, and is the only Lions quarterback to win a playoff game (‘91) in the Super Bowl era. The man has gone through a LOT.

“I see. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.”