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Steamed Hams Stout (Albany, NY)

But seriously - fucking spot-on and excellent writing as always. The most important part of youth sports is having the guts to go out there just goddamn try.

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

Shawn Kemp Forgets to Wear Glove, Gets Laid Anyway

I think your education at “Colby Cheese College” says it all.

Highly preferable to being cheered on during a Junior Galette donkey-punch.

It’s like the kid was pushed over by an Invisible Hand.

I’m not even kidding when I say that this is the most impressive thing I’ve seen all week.

Another DH wants in on this:

I dunno, I don’t even see a good word to Emmitt-Smithify.

San Diego’s proposal is dead in the water

“...and like a lot of HBO shows...there’s a shitty finale at the end of it.” -Rust Cohle

Very fitting for a kicker to be...

“I thought they closed that place down!”

BREAKING: ESPN Writer Tacitly Admits “Dick-Riding” Pittsburgh Pirates

As a nod to Lefort, Chris Davis put up several backwards K’s.

Kane better gear up for a long court battle - an “Inferno Match,” if you will.

Wow, this is going to piss off the Republican candidates just in time for the debate - something black that likes ACORNs.