Time to switch to 7ports turf.

+1

Hmm. Something about this seems crooked.

“I’m gonna assume that silence regarding fencing swords equals tacit acceptance.” -Joe Fauria

Just like Lennay, the joke will never get old.

From: Tom Brady Date:02-11-2015 10:06 PM (GMT-08:00)
To: Drew Henson
Subject: Your Weekly Reminder That You Once Actually Started Over Me

+1

GET READY, motherfuckers. On October 10, the CIVIL CONFLICT is headed to BINDING ARBITRATION before the retired Hon. AMERICAN ATHLETIC CONFERENCE OFFICIATING CREW. UConn requests an award of TOTAL FUCKING DOMINATION.

Nice frame job at the plate, but A.J. knows that sometimes he just has to grin and Barrett.

Good to see a Correa on the other side of an absolute crushing this week.

Drew and Trump share an affinity for ALL CAPS. It’s just that Drew uses his for belittling Dan Snyder (good) and declaring his need for off-brand shitty beer (he “MUST HAVE IT”), while Trump uses his to ruin skylines with his name (see: Chicago).

“for the first time in his life, he required a personal security escort.”

Today, St. Louis Circuit Court Judge Thomas Frawley ruled in favor of the plaintiffs.

:( +1

Nah, fuck Bono.

Damnit, Burneko!! How dare you insult toilet paper by comparing it to Bono!?

+1 (also thanks for not making the utterly uncreative “WELL HIS REQUEST FOR A SALARY INCREASE REALLY CRASHED AND BURNED” joke)

This accounting is very unmusial.

This type of Curt reporting will get you Flooded with hate mail from STL fans.

What’s eating this guy?