To help today’s increasingly selective audiences, I think all movies should indicate whether or not they’re “A Knives Out Mystery”. For example:

Dakota Johnson roasted Armie Hammer, which is ironic because that’s exactly how Hammer would prepare Johnson.

Wow so now they have both Harrison Ford AND discount Harrison Ford!

The daughter of Hollywood stars Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson takes shots at the scion of the Arm & Hammer dynasty.

It’s so weird how both Yellowstone spinoffs are FAR superior to the original show, not least because there’s none of that troubling “The main characters are always morally right just because they’re the main characters, no matter what they’re doing” stuff.

I don’t understand why no one is discussing the elephant in the room — the lure of award shows was to see a bunch of famous people you don’t regularly get to see in your home. I don’t need to rush to an awards show to see my favorite famous people when I can open my Instagram on my phone and see what they had for…

An awards show that took a year off because it was embroiled in scandal came back to broadcast in a non-primetime slot did poorly in the ratings.

No Peter Gabriel, voted zero.

Maybe moving a show that’s always on Sundays to a Tuesday wasn’t a great idea.

“Gerard Plane n Tall”

Times Square audiences, please don’t shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it’ll just get worse.

Well I for one am totally outraged by/fine with this, depending on what everyone else in the comments section thinks.  And I stand by that.  

Huh. The whole time I was watching this movie I thought Ed Norton’s character was named “Niles”.

Even when I bought physical media I didn’t display it on a shelf.

The clear solution is to make fun of it by calling the next film ‘a Glass Onion mystery’

I can see his point, it’s a silly title.  Calling it ‘Glass Onion: A Benoit Blanc Mystery’ would at least make more sense.

So what was the context of that opening scene? Is that destined to take place sometime later during the season?

I have a distinct memory of Nelson Mandela taking me to see a second Avatar movie before he died in 2013. Pretty sure it was called "Avatar: The Tao of Steve."

The correct answer is The Tipping Point by Tears for Fears.