yeah when i go to the grocery store and pick a certain kind of milk i’m not ‘boycotting’ the other ones. 

“We will note, in the interest of pedantry, that the plural of Mission: Impossible should rightly be Missions: Impossible. Thank you.”

Eh everything does not need to be a franchise. That movie stands alone fine. 

I wish Leah the best of luck here. I’ve always found the adoration for Tom Cruise to be weird, especially since it’s broadly known how integral he is to Scientology. People on Reddit love him and will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to excuse him. “Scientology bad, but the new Mission Impossible was amazing!”

Here’s a picture of lil’ Ben at the theater after realizing Barbie is about a woman and the theater doesn’t accommodate booster seats.

Being a grown adult that feels threatened by Barbie must be wild

Hey man, the sexism rooted in my being which drove me to reviewbomb this movie is completely separate from the racism which also happens to be rooted in my being.

Not quite sure what’s sadder: the angry nerds who review bomb the movie without seeing it, or the angry nerds like Ben Shapiro and Critical Drinker who sit through the entire movie and spend a day putting together a 40-minute video about why they didn’t like a movie that wasn’t marketed to them.

Ha. I was just thinking of Indiana Jones as I read the title because, since Hunt never seems to have sex (or relationships), he also obviously doesn’t have kids and how can you be a sarcastic old fart in your movie franchise if you don’t have some young kid to play off of? They fixed that by sneaking a child into…

the story just went nowhere and I had no strong feeling about it one way or the other when it was over

Congrats on the marriage and child!

I am an MCU fan and yeah, I am feeling the fatigue. Personally, a big part of it is that my life has changed substantially since Iron Man came out in 2008. Especially starting a family, I just don’t have the time or energy to invest in pop culture properties that I once did. Add to that some offerings from the MCU…

“I know who the fuck I am.”

I can’t wait to see what thrilling and innovative cancellations this will bring!

I fucking love this dude.

Huh, who would have guessed there’s not much overlap between the audience for a show like “Westworld” and a show like “My Kid Got Fat From Eating Out of the Trash Can.”

I have an abhorrence of boring situations.

I think the show is fine. Obviously, we are now enemies, forever.

I hope when you turn this in to your HS English class you get that B+ you’re angling for.

I would watch Ana de Armas in anything.