“You read about Newman at 37, 38 and they were like, ‘Well, as you move into the sunset of your life, Paul, after Towering Inferno....’”

“My wife, who’s 53, the most famous, admired, spectacular woman in the world,”

Is Kanye West playing one of the villains?

Hm. Well, sounds like you’ve already decided to hate the thing.

Is a digitally de-aged Vic Armstrong in this too?

Honestly, I don’t care what anyone else says, I found Indy being on the wrong end of “why don’t you just pull a gun out and shoot him?” for once to be laugh-out-loud charming. I think I’m in. 

My weird, esoteric concern: the original films were, at least in part, homages to the b-movies and serials of the 30s, which often included things like Professor Challenger going on adventures. (That’s why they’re set in the 30s and have hokey titles and red lines moving across maps and such.) Crystal Skull, for…

I mean, it has to be a good movie.  If the movie sucks, we’ll all hate the title too.  

Is Paul Newman really the best example? He was 42 in Cool Hand Luke and 49 in the Towering Inferno. 

Is it just me or does the quote about Christmas movies and early aughts stars make no sense. I have read it 3 times to try and figure out what the hell he is talking about and it makes me wonder if Affleck has fallen off the wagon again.

Indiana Jones and the Dial Up of Destiny.  You will believe a man can eventually go online!

Am I the only one who thinks Dial of Destiny is just fine?  I mean, it’s no Temple of Doom, but it alliterates nicely and doesn’t feel like four titles crammed together in one.  

This is a new, 80-year-old Indiana Jones, meaning we’re doomed to endless drab green screen stages that gave Obi-Wan Kenobi its muted grey palette. Nothing spells adventure like overcast.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the subject of a shitty thinkpiece/"news" article about whether the MCU is art.

Someone alert Quentin Tarantino to the existence of a film that didn’t produce a movie star.

Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally, someone who’s not talking about Betty White. - Creed Bratton

He’s one of history’s most accomplished seamen.

It will be even harder now to listen to Songbird without tearing up.

Hell, the first half of Fleetwood Mac’s discography doesn’t even sound like Fleetwood Mac.