This is what I think of every time I see comments shitting on the Kardashians for basically existing in plain view.

Nah. You were too generous. She doesn’t care about all white women.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Yeah, that was in Bossypants, by Tina Fey.

False. Best quote of the night goes to Abraham (he of the "mother dick" phrase): "Simply put, there is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit. And then some."

Yeah, but where did these people get HELIUM?

For those who don't know who Trevor Noah is, a gift from his stand up. I say Comedy Central made a good choice here.

What a pathetic example of how threatened some people are by notable women, and how willing to use shaming terms to "put her in her place" people like that are. Good on the school for cutting him. There's no "douche" in "team."

I love this.

I wanna see Obama read RACIST tweets about himself. See how America deals with that when it's reflected back at them.

Wha???

It's a bash on E!, and it's slyly hilarious...

Undeserved? She didn't achieve all those things without brains, talent, and dedication. There's nothing wrong with being proud of one's actual accomplishments.

I've never been a huge KG fan but I definitely have new respect for her now.

Giuliana should be the one getting the boot. But she has that entire network eating out of her hands. She must have some interesting videos of the E! executives with Ryan Seacrest because she's not funny, or particularly interesting.

She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.

Mark, if you DON'T want a cross-stitch version of this to give to Allen as the birthday gift he never knew he needed, the time to speak up is NOW

*That said, it's not like I'm going stop my husband from going down on me if he particularly likes whatever I make for dinner.

I can't imagine this working. Washing the dishes has got to be easier than giving a BJ, and takes less time too.