I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Pull up your Chairy and settle in for a wait because Pee-wee's Big Holiday, the newest Pee-wee Herman feature starring Paul Reubens and produced by Judd Apatow, will officially premiere on Netflix, with the exact date still to be announced. The secret word is currently... PRE PRODUCTION! AHHHHH!

Really, congratulations to these brave Floridians, courageously disproving the stereotype that the homosexual community has better taste than us heteros.

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"

thing guy was doing barely happens to him, mind is changed, is victim now.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

Y'all.

Hi. You're being an asshole.

This has to be about the tenth time I've heard of such an incident.

Haha! I read Fatherhood by Bill Cosby and learned about reverse psychology when I was around 7. I was FURIOUS.

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

"Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

IM NOT RACIST BUT [IS ACTUALLY RACIST AS PROVEN BY WHAT COMES NEXT]

THE THING IS [OPINION PROVING THE POINT OF THE ARTICLE, REFUTING NOTHING]