I think the saddest part is how the "church" brainwashed their kids against Nicole. That's just downright evil.

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

These aren't really that batshit. They're more like quotes from a person who wants to really appear to be batshit. Marilyn Manson was appealing to me when I was 14, but it's been a long time since then.

it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop making me side with PETA, Sarah Palin. Ugh.

If I could borrow your Bale gif for a sec:

I love this so much I don't know what to do.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

This isn't so much a "quitting" as it is a bridge burned. Consider it the best time I quit giving a fuck.

And again, there is no crime here.

Outsourcing spider relocation and trash removal.

I guess there wasn't enough room to write, "Breathe Easy- Don't Break the Law, Or Walk Down The Street, Or Drive a Car, Or Ask Questions, or Mind Your Own Business, or Be Black."

Presumably the reverse of the shirt reads "Or else we'll feel entitled to kill you..."

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

She was born in Trinidad and is wearing a headdress typically worn during the country's Carnival celebration.

The money itself is still there. It is the named position that is gone, as it was intended to "bring positive attention," etc.