A previous manager (worked in high-end retail) got her start in at Walmart and she said this thing would happen quite often in the layaway department around Christmas time. People would come up, cash or card in hand, ask for an account that hadn't been paid off or asked there was an account that had a certain standing…

She's so freaking nice and gracious all the time. She deserves a hint of "fuck you, I'm a duchess" once in a while.

Hahaha, I love it! She's like, "did this bitch really just tell me to keep wrapping?" Yes Kate, no slowing down, no fraternizing - you've got presents to wrap.

It says the Daily Mail tracked him down and he indicates that he would like to tell Wahlberg he forgives him personally, so maybe that's a little premature and unfair? He's allowed to feel however he wants about a racist, opportunistic punk kid beating him.

Let me fix your last sentence for you.

I'm assuming that 32% represents the Duggars.

Chi-town

I also think this is like the absolute perfect example for how men can comment and participate in feminism, you know besides believing that women deserve equal treatment and living your life in a way to ensure that happens. Too often do men enter feminist spheres and end up trying to dominate the conversation and…

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

Buying any amount of twine for $36 is unacceptable and un-American. Weave twine out of your own back hair if you want to tie things.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

The real facepalm moment is that it took me all of fifteen seconds while reading this story to come up with an alternate slogan. "Bavarian Black Lager - We'll make your taste buds say the safe word." You even get to keep the specious S&M imagery that way.

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

When I read the headline I made a flippant "ByeFelipe" comment to myself and now all I can think is "Jesus, take the fucking wheel already!!!"

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.