"I'LL RAISE THIS BABY ALONE!"

Aw. Someone got a pedicure AFTER she got a spray tan. I've been there, girl. Also, I'm gonna go ahead and call what the tabloid rumor about this is gonna be. Kim Kardashian: BROKE! Forced to fly coach with baby in her lap after Kayne's mistress CUTS HER OFF!

Funny, because reductio ad absurdam is a fallacy and you just admitted to it. So you are being intellectually dishonest - but you are honest about being intellectually dishonest? (Or you are just that dumb? I'll take that explanation.) Oh, and the term you were looking for is "false equivalency". It's funny how you…

Well, as a man (or a muppet) who openly embraces the label of feminist, I just wanted to let you know that you appear to be incorrect about everything.

I think, perhaps, it's YOU who have not met enough feminists. I am a man, with balls—both eye- and other— who's not hated by any of the many feminists I know. And none of the feminists I know hate men. I fear that you might be—individually, personally—hateable. I'm sorry for you, and whoever taught you what you…

Okay, it's obvious that you're not going to speak to me with the same respect I was trying to give you. It's silly to imply that all women on this website hate men, it's simply not the case. In my time here, I've spoken to women that completely disagree with me on issues and don't think I'm liberal enough in my views,…

Genuinely curious: I've seen you actively trolling posts on Jezebel the last few days & I was wondering what you get out of it. Does it bring you happiness? Do women just make you angry in general? Were you scorned by a past ex and want to punish others? Are you just bored & don't care? I mean, you go on doing you,…

Puberty's tough

And Ayn would hate, hate, very much hate both Paul and Rand. Imagining her sneering at their thirstiness warms my heart-cockles.

Well, at least they're being honest about how much they care about poor people. ;)

Depends on her definition of "fight" maybe? Or, like I imagine many trolls to be, he's a spineless dweeb in real life and releases the anger he has no constructive outlets for on internet people he perceives as weak and identity-less. ...which is more or less what he admitted to her. Ugh.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

I believe the only sensible response is this flowchart discovered via I Fucking Love Science:

It's spreads by fluids. Fluids like sea water! IF THE PLANE GOES DOWN THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC OCEAN WILL CONTAMINATED! CLOSE THE PORTS! FLEE THE WATERS! WE WILL ALL DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!

And by "government," you mean "scientists and other experts," right? It's not like Obama's like "Hey guys, it's okey dokey because I said so."

Hazmat suits in Africa (BSL3)

It's a good thing I'm not the one answering the phone.

Yeah not to mention that there were still women and black people secretly learning and getting shit done back when that wasn't allowed.

oh god, it's the same rational as dudes being like YOURE WELCOME FOR GRAVITY AND EDUCATION AND PHYSICS AND STUFF- ALL FROM MEN UR WELCOME

What kind of person writes something like this and completely misses the fact that the real face is on this knee. Stop mailing it in!