#Neverforget

I misread the headline and thought I was jumping into a post about Richard Dawkins manscaping.

It's only at 47%

Wow, #notallmen in RECORD time.

"She's great, but she'd be a little lower on the totem pole if it weren't for hooking up with him."

AND THAT'S HOW TILDA SWINTON WAS BORN.

Nothing will ever beat this one for me.

Finally someone gets it. It's not enough for some people to know it hurts us to see you treating it like a costume. Just stop wearing it.

"Now that's how you scrub a fuckin' bloodstain!"

Although it's obvious that your head is up your ass, I feel compelled to at least comment on your totally incorrect and baseless comment that the Portland Women's Crisis Line is corrupt, that the fundraiser will result in an "obscene bonus" or that there even such a thing as "high ranking executive" there. Pull your…

Two choices from where I sit- A long response about misogyny and sexism (and the horrible impact it has on the women AND men in our societyz$

AS SOON AS IM 18 IM GETTING MY OWN APARTMENT!

Good, because no one is asking you to fire up the "outrage turbine"! This is a story about a restaurant owner who turned a kind of shitty thing into something positive! Fire up the happy turbine!

What he's saying is "Hey Non-Euclidean! This sexy stubble on my face wants in 'tween your legs!"

So is prostate cancer, but I don't see anyone saying, "Gee, we can't hire Bob. He's a man over 50 and he'll probably get prostate cancer. He'll be out to have chemo and then that will screw up our insurance rates. Better not hire him."

I truly hope that the people who write the "Freaky Bodies EWWW Look" pieces are completely and utterly miserable in their lives. Missing belly buttons, freaky toes. It's terrible. WHY AM I READING THIS CALLIE, WHY!?!?!?

Don't feel bad, Kim. Based on the state of my back, Kanye has been controlling /neglecting me, too.

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."