You should have spoken with producers so you could get some money when they take your brilliant idea and do this...

I cannot. For, were I to attempt to imagine such hilarity, my noggin wouldst surely explode.

Now that you've put that out there in the universe, you need to make this happen because I didn't know I wanted this until now.

I would trade Kathy Griffin for Margaret Cho.

OH MY GOODNESS.

How about they get Brian Williams, George Takei and a couple of women to replace all the people that just left the View?

The folks in Washington are apparently doing at home what Washington has been accused of doing to the American people.

His version of Midweek Madness would be EPIC.

How come Cara can spell "diarrhoea", but cannot use "their" correctly?

Rabbit nanny is a job??? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME.

AS I WAS WRITING THIS, MY BUNNY TRIED TO CLIMB UP THE RADIATOR LIKE A MONKEY.

Forensic anthropologist here, the terms "Mongoloid, Negroid, and Cacausoid" are in all the traditional physical anthropology textbooks in reference to ancestry. I have to tell my students to please disregard them, that they are old and offensive.

"Reports of women being murdered for disobeying the Druze rules have been previously reported." Apparently the Daily Mail's fact-checker in chief is also their proof-reader.

Let me repeat that: the death of the bride.

hey blake:

"We're starting the process of making sure the uterus that we picked is not crazy," said Shepherd. "I put out there that I would give someone a free weave for a year and a free Hyundai. Literally, we'd be at the club and these girls would be like 'I'll carry yo' baby.' I don't think so. Eight different shades of hair…

a teenage Vine star

Ugh, this child. I taught in an all girls high school for two years and they LOVED this moron when I got there. I would make a joke when they'd show me a vine because teenagers hate to be told their taste is terrible, so I thought I'd lead by example. I'm so happy to say when I left that school there wasn't one girl…