Holy shit, this article is a million pussy jokes waiting to happen.

I've seen the movie. It was a joke. So.

I think you mean, "Maybe Won".

I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

I've always had a crush on Indiana Jones. My friends are like, "You mean Harrison Ford?" No I mean Indiana Jones. He's smart, attractive, adventurous, witty and a professor. I like all those qualities and he's the best combination of all the things I like. I've always said that my perfect man is a mix of Indiana…

I miss Daria. :,(

My future MIL teaches criminal justice and got into the field because she wanted to try and instill empathy and understanding into her students. It's disheartening and terrifying how many of her students are psychopaths. They completely get off on the idea of having power and potentially inflicting harm or death upon…

Is there a German word (or a word in any non-english language, really) for feeling glee at seeing someone finally getting something they've long had coming?

As a queer person, I have very little sympathy for individuals who use their own self-hatred to perpetuate homophobia. Especially a Catholic Archbishop, given that most of my abuse was at the hands of peers in a Catholic school for the mere belief I was gay (I am, but as lesbian trans woman, I was mistaken in large…

Since he is such a warrior for Catholicism, where is his $650k donation to outlaw divorce? And to publicly attack those who remarry after divorce and are therefore actively participating in adultery?

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

story time:

Women owe me sex! But those sluts better not get pregnant! If they do, they cannot have an abortion and I don't want to pay for the baby! And keep paying for my Viagra!

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

Can we do a Lunchtime Poll on which movie you do next? Because it should be Forrest Gump.

It kind of already is!

I kind of wish this were a series: Lindy West Ruins Movies!

I really hope that item about Jada not allowing Kendal at the house because she's rude to the housekeeper is true because YAS GIRL.

Dr. Rorschach: Und tell me, vat do you see?
Test Participant 1: Sad clown.
Dr. Rorschach: [sighs]
Dr. Rorschach: [checks "minor depression"]
Test Participant 2: Angels.
Dr. Rorschach: [sighs]
Dr. Rorschach: [checks "normal"]
Test Participant 3: A easy onsie to keep you cool and collected when you're pounding the pavement.
Dr…