"Hey America, this is Sean Hannity, everbody's favorite <purses lips dramatically> doooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuche."

YES.

True dat, though if I'm paying for the portions, I'm just as likely to shovel everything (including the leftover bread if they put baskets on the table) into a to-go carton. Doggie-bag hash for breakfast is pretty freaking awesome.

More like Taekwon-Duh, AMIRITE??

To wit, these depressing statistics.

I totally buy the don't-use-dessert-as-reward-for-eating-veggies strategy, but I do like raising kids with the mentality that food is not something to be wasted. I wouldn't want to fuck a kid up with a draconian clean-plate mentality, but Mr. Denim and I were both raised to think about our portion sizes so that we…

DIVA.

Right??? Cannot WAIT for Hell on Wheels to start up again.

I was thinking the same thing.

I agree wholeheartedly; maybe a good revision could be "I'm an adult in my mid-twenties who should start preparing to deal with a lot of crappy adulthood things that family and friends can only do so much to help me through."

The random pair of laceless sneakers that one of the models is wearing just KILLS ME.

Related (sung to "Camptown Races"):

(sung to "Ring of Fire" with whatever high-pitched voice you feel adequately represents your cat's inner monologue)

Given the amount of discussion about rewarding crazed school shooters and domestic terrorists with extensive news coverage to the point where they become a household name/image and the victims are soon forgotten, I can see why people would be pissed about a RS cover with a domestic terrorist who is, in truth, giving…

Well, cuz feminazi stole my ice cream, obvs.

These are great points, and it reveals that the true culprits holding men back are other men, not women or the economy or some other political flashpoint. Dudes need to stop trying to damn hard to live up to some archaic model of Mandom.

"Surely, part of the situation is that many men simply do not want to put themselves in positions they find humiliating."

Oh, for shit's sake. Grandpa, what have I told you about wandering the Internet unsupervised?