Not a single one of us is worthy.

I'd like to revise your statement: stop expecting STUPID Americans to be something other than what they are. I'm not a person of color and I've been hoping that motherfucker would get life in prison for stalking and killing an innocent kid since the day it came out in the news. I get angry and nauseated whenever I…

Ok, seriously. Has the He-Man Woman Haters Club taken over Texas? What do they think will happen to the Senate gallery if a bunch of menstruating women don't have their spare pad or tampon? "OMFG THERE'S LADYBLOOD ON THIS SEAT YOU GUYS, THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

YES. Charlize would be perfect. I can't think of anyone else in Hollywood who pulls off that predatory stare.

If I was that guy's wife, I'd kick his ass. What a spineless little shit!

Ain't nobody got time for this. AT ALL.

The only way that wedding could have been better is if Napoleon Dynamite broke them a honeymoon stallion and rode it right up to the ceremony while Deb took pictures and Grandma looked bored.

This is even more absurd than Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People.

And to be fair, Harrison Bergeron is a pretty hard-core commentary on forcing beauty in all its forms to conform to the lowest common denominator, so it was easy to interpret your comment as trollish. But as irony, I say well done.

Actually, I would totally buy that Barbie. She would be such a badass.

Can this Barbie knock-off be made for sale plz?

...yeah, it's not oppression to more accurately reflect the biology of the human body. Based on anthropometric studies done in the early 1990s, a life-size woman with Barbie's measurements wouldn't have room in her abdomen for both a liver and large intestine. Nice try, troll.

Look, I take your points about objectification being complicated and negative, but I don't see why you need to degrade the stripper girlfriend while doing it. It's a myopic flavor of feminism that doesn't allow for full liberation of women. You don't know this person's girlfriend or anything about her other than her…

I WANT MY $200!!

No no no no no NO NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD HORRIBLE IMAGE!!!!

This is such a grotesque example of what weddings have turned into. Not a celebration of love and commitment, not a way to unite two families and whole genealogies of friends, not a rare opportunity to see your grandparents bee-bop confusedly to "The Humpty Dance", but a goddamned pay-by-the-plate fundraiser.

Agreed, it just strikes me as a slippery slope where boundaries should be made more clear.

Wow, way to be an open-minded person. "Little creature." How's the view from your bubble?

I get that, but I've heard similarly conservative attorneys and judges say that women attorneys should wear skirt suits with nude hose since that is the most appropriate attire in court. Why baring one's legs is somehow more appropriate than pants is beyond me, particularly since the menfolk are not held to that same…

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