(sung to "Ring of Fire" with whatever high-pitched voice you feel adequately represents your cat's inner monologue)

Given the amount of discussion about rewarding crazed school shooters and domestic terrorists with extensive news coverage to the point where they become a household name/image and the victims are soon forgotten, I can see why people would be pissed about a RS cover with a domestic terrorist who is, in truth, giving…

Well, cuz feminazi stole my ice cream, obvs.

These are great points, and it reveals that the true culprits holding men back are other men, not women or the economy or some other political flashpoint. Dudes need to stop trying to damn hard to live up to some archaic model of Mandom.

"Surely, part of the situation is that many men simply do not want to put themselves in positions they find humiliating."

Oh, for shit's sake. Grandpa, what have I told you about wandering the Internet unsupervised?

Not a single one of us is worthy.

I'd like to revise your statement: stop expecting STUPID Americans to be something other than what they are. I'm not a person of color and I've been hoping that motherfucker would get life in prison for stalking and killing an innocent kid since the day it came out in the news. I get angry and nauseated whenever I…

Ok, seriously. Has the He-Man Woman Haters Club taken over Texas? What do they think will happen to the Senate gallery if a bunch of menstruating women don't have their spare pad or tampon? "OMFG THERE'S LADYBLOOD ON THIS SEAT YOU GUYS, THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, it also doesn't help one's case if one's study sample is drawn largely from university undergrads where the PI works.

I've been reading and critiquing this crap for years now, and I think this pretty much sums it up.

YES. Charlize would be perfect. I can't think of anyone else in Hollywood who pulls off that predatory stare.

If I was that guy's wife, I'd kick his ass. What a spineless little shit!

Ain't nobody got time for this. AT ALL.

The only way that wedding could have been better is if Napoleon Dynamite broke them a honeymoon stallion and rode it right up to the ceremony while Deb took pictures and Grandma looked bored.

This is even more absurd than Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People.

And to be fair, Harrison Bergeron is a pretty hard-core commentary on forcing beauty in all its forms to conform to the lowest common denominator, so it was easy to interpret your comment as trollish. But as irony, I say well done.

Actually, I would totally buy that Barbie. She would be such a badass.

Can this Barbie knock-off be made for sale plz?

...yeah, it's not oppression to more accurately reflect the biology of the human body. Based on anthropometric studies done in the early 1990s, a life-size woman with Barbie's measurements wouldn't have room in her abdomen for both a liver and large intestine. Nice try, troll.