Look, I take your points about objectification being complicated and negative, but I don't see why you need to degrade the stripper girlfriend while doing it. It's a myopic flavor of feminism that doesn't allow for full liberation of women. You don't know this person's girlfriend or anything about her other than her…

I WANT MY $200!!

No no no no no NO NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD HORRIBLE IMAGE!!!!

This is such a grotesque example of what weddings have turned into. Not a celebration of love and commitment, not a way to unite two families and whole genealogies of friends, not a rare opportunity to see your grandparents bee-bop confusedly to "The Humpty Dance", but a goddamned pay-by-the-plate fundraiser.

Agreed, it just strikes me as a slippery slope where boundaries should be made more clear.

Wow, way to be an open-minded person. "Little creature." How's the view from your bubble?

I get that, but I've heard similarly conservative attorneys and judges say that women attorneys should wear skirt suits with nude hose since that is the most appropriate attire in court. Why baring one's legs is somehow more appropriate than pants is beyond me, particularly since the menfolk are not held to that same…

Dear readers, I give you Mac's Elbow Dance. Please enjoy with my compliments.

I will preface this by saying that I think Jeb, like all his Bushy brethren, is a fucking tool. BUT. In demography research, 'fertility' is a term that describes the number of children actually produced, not the ability to have children. I was confused by it the first time I came across it, because it is synonymous…

Yes to all of that. Now, you were saying something about fancy Game of Thrones cupcakes?

The first thing I thought of when I saw this headline was this little gem from the Toilet Security Administration (TSA) episode of South Park.

I know, I felt similarly guilt-ridden about a related article about the artificiality of the $9 tee-shirt. But I try to by as many of my clothes (and furniture, and home decor, etc.) from thrift & consignment so I can get that $9 shirt without feeling like a troll.

Well HELLO THERE, GORGEOUS. Would that we could all rock lipstick that well.

I did too; I was actually a little bit disappointed when I saw that it was a set of clips.

Yes. YES. Thank you. Jezebel, please hire a dedicated science writer with a Ph.D. in a scientific field!!

"Two ounces of golden rice can provide almost 60% of the recommended daily intake of vitamin A."

Thank you so much for this comment!

I think it might be doing the instinctual kneading behavior that young kittens do when they're nursing from their mothers. The inside of the bowl being a lot more slippery than mom's belly, the kitten probably just started slip & sliding all over the place and then started playing. I'm inclined to think it wasn't a…

Lindy, I really enjoy the majority of your articles. But I would like to renew the clamoring requests of so many jezzie readers that you all hire a science writer. This is a really interesting study and the implications are big in terms of studying aging and immunocompetence; instead of a nice discussion of that, we…

Oh wait. I just saw that you already assigned Beekman, and well played at that.