Right?! They get whisked off to free pizza and skee-ball in the sky—maybe even a Jesus corn-rub for the REALLY righteous?—-and the rest of us will just be chilling here like...@ok yea, you guys have fun with that! We’re all good here!”

Haha, my son’s name is Ford (it’s a family name) so he DOES wear the occasional Ford-logo apparel bc, hell, it’s cute!

Verrrrrry not great. They virtually had no relationship—largely borne out of her mother’s and father’s venomous hatred for each other. She flew out to CA when he was on his death bed to, presumably, say goodbye and he said something like “I have no regrets about anything” and it cut her to the core. (I cried during…

And this isn’t the first instance of her dog showing MASSIVE aggression towards humans. Kim’s response to a past victim? “Please don’t tell anyone—I’ll lose my show!”

And you thought the kid kicking the back of your seat was bad!

Thanks! Low hanging fruit is still fruit after all! ;)

ok so somewhere along the way, I started becoming an Old and this Coachella thing—or at least its popularity/newsworthiness—has blown up BIG TIME in the last year or two. Is it wrong to think of it as kind of a sunnier, more fashionable "experience" akin to Bonnaroo—the height of musical festival "coolness" in my…

“...picking quarrels and provoking trouble...”

Yea, I took about a year off from Facebook—which was weird at first bc I was obsessed as much as anybody! The thought of going without checking FB for even *a day* seemed uncomfortable...but then, after a little while? You stop thinking about it—and {shocker!} life goes on!

It’s like the worst humblebrag ever! “I gueeeesssss it’s cool to be popular? But at the end of the day, you still have to be Dennis Rodman so...I’m good over here, thanks.”

as a high school teacher who waddled around with two in the roaster, trust me—the "knowledge" that you had unprotected sex on now-*multiple* occasions is enough to turn a 15 yr old boy into a beet on the merest sighting of your belly!

He did indeed! VoM was standard viewing fare for elementary science curriculum here in SE PA...I don't recall him mentioning it all that much in publicity pieces since! ;)

I am certainly not a Giuliana apologist, but I don’t think her bad-editing “defense” was *completely* without merit...I watched the clip of the Zendaya exchange multiple times and, as a Jez post & many Jezzie commenters affirmed, the “or weed?” comment came from some one off camera, a female voice chiming in to…

ha ha, I really am digging all these posts that recall the same assembly.

YES. Everyone today who has expressed shock/rage/disappointment about lack of a proper mea culpa from RS? Apparently has never been in legal/litigious hot water! THERE ARE LAWYERS IN THIS FOR THE FIGHT/CASE OF THEIR CAREER(s)! There is absolutely nothing surprising about a frat/UVA lawsuit, so of course RS has had…

Jez/Kitchenette should launch an open thread (=support group!) for people like us...YOU ARE NOT ALONE.:)

Can’t believe you got trolled on that comment! Over here, I was like, “huh, excellent point, Roguelemming!”

Because nothing says "sign me up!" like bloating, constipation, farts that'll clear a room, acid reflux, acne, stretch marks, etc etc.

her house isn't actually all that big—it's all contouring.

so this is now like "stand your ground" with *clerical beliefs*?!