fuck that noise. Married couples witness flus, and gout, and cancer, and childbirth...

I'll never forget my first (and only) experience with SAE—or as even we, first semester freshmen at Duke, had come to know them, "Sexual Assault Expected."

ah, yes...I do have fond memories of my own college days as well! Sitting in the parlor with Eleanor and Louise, sipping caffeinated tea, smoking and playing cards—all with our knees bared...gosh, I blush to recall such youthful rebellion.