corbananderson
Corban Anderson
corbananderson

I wash my jeans every time I wear them. My Dad was a hippie, he will always be remembered as that guy with those nasty, stinky, unwashed jeans. I'd rather be remembered for worn jeans that are fresh and clean than skunky jeans that still retain their original hue.

By far the most productive thing I've done on the internet all day. And I didn't even say "motherfucker" once!

Sorry to seem like the odd ball out but I have this nasty habit of throwing everything I wear in the dirty clothes and washing everything everytime I wear it. If they get worn out from being washed or being worn I do this odd thing called, buying new clothes. Something about putting on clean clothes every time I wear

The only thing more painful than media going full-steam running these inane stories of sheer yoga pants as though it affects us one and all are the apparent endless lines of women who wear sheer yoga pants suddenly realizing they show too much anatomy and acting like it's an issue that affects us one and all.

Back in the day we didn't call these "life hacks", we just called them "ghetto".

I don't know, I used to do therapy (for people) and we had a saying that "this person suffers from the one disease that can neither be cured with drugs or therapy, they're an asshole". I've met a few dogs that fit this diagnosis.

I was actually thinking something like this a while back, some kind of color in the collar that signifies "it's your hand asshole" to anyone thinking they can accost my dog. My dog isn't cranky but he's half Red Heeler, half Weimaraner so when he gets upset it tends to scare the living shit of the dumbass who

Isn't "lol" actually "roro" in Japan?

Grown ass hardcore men arguing about pleats on a kilt, that is sofa king epic!

You forgot comfy shoes. Unless you're one of these psychos who likes to run on asphalt in the middle of the summer and winter, a nice pair of comfy shoes goes a long way.

Utah Mormons and non-Utah Mormons are different. I'm guessing that you and your friends belong to the latter. Non-Utah Mormons can actually be quite normal.

I'm an Atheist who grew up Mormon and still resides in Salt Lake, the holiest of Mormon holies outside of Navoo. Most Mormons are only kind to me because they either think I'm still a Mormon (mainly because I'm white, blond, slightly overweight and don't smoke) or because I just need to come back to the fold.

If people don't want to be mocked for having silly beliefs, they shouldn't have silly beliefs. Mormonism is a bizarre, backwards, misogynistic and racist religion, I know because I was raised in it.

Dear Skip,

I still think the Legendary version of Halo 3 was the best one. Kind of hard to beat getting a life-size Master Chief Helmet with the game. An ID card that glows under a blacklight seems a little "meh".

Just consider yourself blessed if you haven't seen one. Once you do, you'll feel like someone ripped your soul out a little without any chance of getting it back. Those who participate in them in any manner are tools. Even Hipsters don't sink this low.

I hit black ice once going about 70mph on two-lane country road in subzero temperatures in January at about 2am. My car was a 2000 Volkswagen GLX and this road is in a rural area of Utah between two cities where I worked and lived at the time. I noticed what was going on when my car started to do a rotational spin

The problem with this is that it's a no-win situation. If video games try to depict the culture of a specific "bad guy" with too much realism they are considered racist. If video games try to make a specific "bad guy" too cartoonish they are considered stereotypical. My personal favorites that hit the nose on the head

Well, had he made one of the new SW films, those prequels would be looking a whole lot better.

You just broke your new phone and what's the first thing you do? Post it all over twitter and FB so people know just how big of a tool you really are.