Also a well-known cat stealer.

that dog needs to fix its expression real fuckin fast and get happier about being carried by OSCAR ISAAC

Totally true. Perfect strangers come up to my younger son to tell us how cute he is even at the age of 5. It’s turned him into a total brat. The worst thing I can tell him is that he’s not cute right now. I’m all about bursting his bubble.

“He’s gone through a wave of emotion, from being sad about his situation, being scared, being nervous, being bored at times.”

(to the tune of LMFAO’s “Shots”, ft. Lil’ Jon)

Even if you take as fact that Angelina “stole” Brad Pitt as if he were an unattended bon bon, I’ve never heard her attack or disparage other women, never. She works face to face, hands on, with rape victims in refugee camps. She’s represented some of the most badass women in film. She supports the gender fluidity of…

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

Oh gurl, preach. The boy I’m seeing came over the other night and was like “Ooh, I wasn’t expecting yoga pants.” And I was like, “Do you think I wear real pants at home? I do not.”

I can’t see how this is any different then someone that is raped that dies from a heart attack- which is a precedent for charging this girl. If the attack caused her heart to give out, I can’t see any way where the girl isn’t responsible. I'm not going to argue adult versus juvenile court, as that is a totally…

I always felt bad for my parents because my older sister was the best kid at school, sweet, smart, well mannered, but a fucking violent nightmare at home. I was amazing at home, helpful, loving, quiet, but terrible at school. I was sassy, refused to do any assignments, and apparently kind of a bully (which I didn’t…

I’m going on 47 and if I turned up pregnant (let alone with my *4th child) I would hurl myself off the nearest cliff.

I know she’s legal and her baby face isn’t her fault, but damnit if this doesn’t look like a father daughter situation.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

I guess now we all know who that fan was from last night.

There’s so many possibilities!

evedence became digital

Clearly they didn’t photoshop all the “crap” out- you can still hear the song! Hey-o!!

I think we’ve all realized that Taylor Swift is the real life Regina George.

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

I just read that link, and I’m not sure what you think he should apologize for. She wrote an article linking sexism in Neighbors to a mass shooting, and he told her he found that implication to be insulting. Are you calling on Seth Rogan to take blame for a school shooting?