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She no shit told me a few months ago about a new singer called Missy Elliot and how cool she was and that maybe I’d like her. I was like, “bitch, please. Allow me to educate you. Missy Elliot is the reason you exist, kid!” (Of course I also said that about Prince after he died. It sounds more romantic than saying she

Re: Theresa
Is it ‘Jew-Dee-Chay’ or ‘Jew-dice’?
The world will always wonder.

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and

GET AWAY FROM HIM TAYLOR

I would love that!! In my head though, Ramsay finds and confronts a very serene Sansa and he tells her how much he’s going to make her suffer for what she’s done. And then he menacingly says something like, “You’re coming home with your husband now, my lady,” and Sansa’s just like “Husband? I have no husband. I’m a

I’m still #TeamDaenerys.

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

We need a palate cleanser.

Hold up, I got a better one:

As a studier of Chinese cinema and goverment (both legally and professionally) I can tell you this is absolutely correct; it’s the Chinese government they are being wary of as acknowledgment of Tibet will almost certainly result in the movie being banned in China (lest we not forget they only allow roughly 40 foreign

I think there’s definitely an element of sexism at play, but I think that most of it stems from her blatant disregard for tact. That post was basically her bragging about being the other woman, and that shit is disrespectful. She knew Jay-Z was married and got involved with him anyway. (Obviously there’s blame on him,

Also, this is my daughter’s regularly requested Rey hair.

No.

You’re a side chick, aren’t you?

Ok yes, noted, you’re team “it’s ok to fuck someone over because whatever, they aren’t me and getting what I want is more important.” Please join the group to the left - we’re requesting you all start wearing signs so the rest of us humans who actually possess empathy can avoid you more easily going forward. Thanks!

You know, I had a long sarcastic response all typed out, but then decided - oh, fuck it. If you genuinely believe it’s 100% fine to intentionally do things you know will hurt other people just because hey, fuck those people, they aren’t you and what you want is more important than their stupid families and feelings

Oh for gods sake. Obviously I don’t mean marriage = literal ownership of another human being. But in 95% of marriages (a common thing people are typically aware of) it’s understood to be a monogamous committed relationship between two people. If it’s not your relationship, don’t insert yourself into it. It’s common

She owed herself and her children not to insinuate that she’s the other woman on Instagram. If you want to think sleeping with a knowingly married person is fine, good for you, but bragging about it will never be OK for a man or a woman.

Honestly, I hate that “oh it’s only the married person’s problem” moral-vacuum bullshit. Oh, my friend killed a guy, but I don’t know their life! I’m pretty sure the ring my boyfriend gave me was stolen, but that’s not my problem! My mom embezzled a bunch of money, let’s go shopping!

Maybe because he didn’t make smug little “subtle” references to it on social media? Not saying he should get off unscathed, but I get a feeling (if she really is ms. goodhair) she thinks she’s slick and/or cute.