This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

Do you seriously think Hillary Clinton is the only woman qualified to be president of the US?

One time, the wooden cap for my Cholula got separated from the actual plastic screw top inside it. I still had like 85% of the bottle left at that point but I threw it out anyways because it just wasn’t the same without the signature wooden cap. I still have nightmares from that day.

I feel like “Diva Cup” needs to be in there somewhere.

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

i would die so fast.

This is some pretty adept viral marketing for Finding Dory. Kudos, Pixar.

I swear I am not on drugs, but I have a conspiracy theory swirling in my head right now that this is one MASSIVE plot between Tyga and Black China to infiltrate the Kardashian Klan, destroy them from within, take their money, and reunite at the end.

FROM THIS DAY FORTH OSCAR ISAAC SHALL BE KNOWN AS OSCAR BAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat punched me in the eye once. Without claws. So for like a month, I had 1/3 of a normal-sized black eye going on, and had to tell everyone I was punched by a cat.

I like these ads.

Twelve?

God, that stood out to me as well. “I wanted to be a teacher, but now I provide a full-time Girlfriend Experience for a stubby-fingered yelling orange ham because it paid more. Life ain’t easy, kid.”

I’m thinking she’s intentionally descending into a haze of fake non-native-speaker confusion as things get weirder and weirder. By November, she’ll probably just be making a series of inarticulate sound effects in lieu of coherent words.

Would buy. Would call. Would whisper ‘Thor aint got no panties on.’ and giggle like a little girl.

Burn it to the ground. It’s surprising enough she got a conviction out of a football player in Texas. Hopefully she gets fuck-you rich off of this and these football factories masquerading as places of learning might think twice before minimizing a victim of the environment they created.

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I was thinking the exact same thing. What are the main pan-white things to whitely celebrate during White Month? How conspicuous it is when we get a sunburn?