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I’m moving from Texas to Washington state in a few days and was grappling with how the hell I was going to swim at the beaches there with such cold water (Gulf coast is a comfy 70-80 degrees!) and now that I saw these I must thank you for your public service.

I don’t have much first hand experience for you because fortunately my in-laws are basically Jesus/Xenu/Buddha sent (idk what you may or may not follow) and wonderful people, but my sister is a very different story. Her mother in-law is not only awful and crazy and lacks any sort of boundaries but is also a complete

For a second, I thought this was a photo of a family tree from a George RR Martin novel.

This has been my favorite comment today, that is all.

Full disclosure, I do not watch this show but after reading Evan’s bio I had to read Chad’s, and he made no less than 3 Matthew McConawhatawhoface references and that’s about all I need to ever know about him.

One time one of my clients decided to prank her office by putting up a sign on the copy machine that said, “Attention! This copy machine is now voice activated! Please yell your commands clearly into the ‘start button’ and the machine will activate!” Then one of the custodians in the building saw the sign, laughed

I just mentioned this in a comment below, but since the WW “marked” Bran, effectively voiding out all the magic/spells protecting the cave from them, does that mean that he would now be the key to getting past the Wall, which is also protected by magic? I mean there are literally SO MANY NEW QUESTIONS that they left

I wonder then if the White Walkers knew about Bran all along and all this amassing of the un-dead army was about more than just building a fleet. If you look at all the places that the WWs were invading/holding out camp, you’ll notice that these are all places Bran has been visiting in his visions. So....did the WW

I’m still so fucking anguished over Hodor that I’m not talking about it today. So instead I ask:

May just have to claim my losses on this one for now. She’s engaged to a complete dickhole and ever since she started dating him she’s turned into this person I don’t even recognize anymore. For a while I thought it was just me, but I found that most of our mutual friends share the same feelings about the whole

Ok, but like right? When I read the first piece I really wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt because I thought, “there has to be something she’s not telling us.” And then the second piece came out and I was like, “You know what? No. You are a terrible human being and I hope to the high heavens your daughter is

Here’s the original:

I found that woman to be insanely brazen. She didn’t even post it anonymously! Secretly hoping a friend or family member of hers read them and reported her to CPS. What a disgrace.

I’m going through this now with one of my own friends. Can I ask exactly how you handled it? Aside from ignoring her and distancing myself I’m just not sure what to do in my own situation.

OMG and the whole “that was negative energy I didn’t need in my life.” UGH THE EYE ROLLS.

That part infuriated me. I have an aunt with serious bipolar disorder and for her to so nonchalantly dismiss someone that is clearly suffering as a burden just.....I don’t even have words. She has no idea how painful it is for a family when someone has a serious illness like that.

They also had a story in which a woman talked about how she dated a pedophile who tried to convince her to involve her young DAUGHTER in sexual acts with them (I don’t have kids, but I feel like if someone makes some sexual comments about your kid maybe it’s time for you to let that person go) and she continued to

Same. After her book, we went to go see her in person and she started the show 20 min late and completely wasted. It was really disappointing.

I find the “healthy weight” business so misleading considering that some people have more muscle or bone mass than others and whatnot. I have a friend my same height whose weight is about 15 pounds lighter than mine (which is a significant number when you stand less than 5 feet tall) but if you were to look at us side

Are you a super active person? I ask because 1,300 cals is about where I max out naturally, but then again I’m only 4'11" and 75% of my workouts are low-impact yoga/barre/pilates. For a while I was doing weights (I can’t anymore since I have bad knees) and when that was the case, I found that I had to consume at least