Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

The best part is that there were probably a lot of people eating these real burgers and saying, “wow, these bullshit, non-meat abominations actually taste like the real thing!”

It’s scientifically proven that MSG is only bad for you in Chinese food. Everyone else can use it and there will be no adverse reactions. Only in Chinese food will it kill you. You can’t mess with science!!

I’ve read a lot of the studies and I’m not at all convinced that there is nothing there. For myself, I found years ago that while MSG does not affect me in general and I don’t avoid it by itself, I do have a notable hypoglycemic reaction when consuming MSG and sugar together. I found this at first with foods like…

So racism is the cause of my three day migraines every time I ingest more than a hint of MSG? My doctor must be racist, too!

Yeah I mention there is sugar in the seasoning and the breading!

For sure! That’s why I included MSG in this dupe :)

I ALMOST did that, but decided to stick to the traditional milk wash, but I think it’s a good idea.

Probably will try this tonight. And I think I’ll attempt to swap the egg wash for mayo, as recommended in a recent lifehacker article.

Please provide one example of how they are “homophobic”. There’s a pretty big difference between supporting traditional marriage due to your religious convictions and being a homophobe or a bigot.

You want to really know what their secret is? Look at the first ingredient on any of their sauces: sugar. You mention it above, too, except for you say to use “honey bbq” on your sauce. That’s sugar. Sugar, sugar, sugar. 

(Only) 1 day Jeopardy champ here... 🤷‍♀️ you are absolutely correct.

I’d still like to see a Holzhauer-Jennings-Brad Rutter two-day competition. Winner goes up against Watson and the ghost of Burt Reynolds.

Saw someone online described him as looking like the love child of Seth MacFarlane and Gilbert Gottfried. It doesn’t get much more punchable than that. 

Jennings has already admitted to that. He flat out said that simply due to age and reflexes, Holzauer would have a significant edge over him.

Ken Jennings doesn’t give a heck.

I’d give Holzhauer $5 to see him get punched in the face. It doesn’t have to be a strong punch. I don’t have any animosity towards him as a person. He just has the most punchable-looking face of all time.

How can you all ignore the fact that Ken Jennings just killed a man:

Did they ever say what their business model was? It’s just a movie pass app - it’s not like you can then suddenly jack up the subscription price later on (people will just go back to buying regular tickets).