Because Bible?

I think you mean daughters raping their father. Sinful, sinful womenz.

She is overreacting? She doesn't react at all. The video speaks for itself, sans commentary.

The best part is that the state keeps blaming it on the management in the Philadelphia School District, yet the state themselves have been running the district for several years now.

How could it be Paul Rudd when it is clearly Matthew Modine?

Ah, thank you.

But how did anyone find this? I can't make the Walmart website go to that page.

And a good deal of residents.

They did a body cavity search on the spot? Yikes!

Trial? What trial? If there hasn't been one by now, there isn't going to be one. The government obviously does not have enough evidence against him of he would have already had his day at tribunal.

Well, working for Faux Noize is a little like working for the National Enquirer. It pays the bills but it's really embarrassing., especially if you call yourself a "journalist".

*Pro Tip*

I was thinking that she is a ringer for Kyra Sedgwick now.

Miss, I'm having trouble reclining my seat. Oh, and can I have a ginger ale as well?

#progressivestateproblems

I don't know that this is common knowledge. I mean, a certain winky hockey mom who could have been one heartbeat away from the Oval didn't know it. : /

This story has no legs.

My parents were bad tippers until I became a server in college and schooled them on that shit. My mom tips 25% now.

Ugh. I once served in a restaurant where the term 'boofers' was used daily by management, hostesses and waitstaff alike. Like a party coming in and asking for a boof (booth). "Ha! Sarah has 4 boofers on table 36! She's getting stiffed fo sho!!"

Long live The Spare!!