She is clearly comfortable with being on the line and reading the tumblrs.

My (hard-learned) tip: Decide right away, like before the 'I-do's', whether you will be taking his name or changing your name to a hyphenated name. I waited four years before changing my name to his and the hoops I had to jump through for social security were ridiculous! I seriously had to go to the courthouse of the…

But.... Steve cheated!!

Bridal wear from Victoria's Secret.

I was thinking the dress looked bad on everyone (all of them had a weird crease line right below the lady bits) and made them all look pregnant. Terrible dress.

I'm just gonna say this because I am in a perpetual gray sewer—— The child should, perhaps, spend more time on her schoolwork and less on the court. That letter gets a C- for form and content, which would be unacceptable to me as a parent and she would be grounded from basketball until her grades were better.

This could have been one heartbeat away from the Oval.

MD ren faire is the WORST. It's bad enough that you have to sit in three hours of traffic to get the four miles to the parking area (and then, it's a free-for-all, no one directing parking), but then when you get to the actual ren faire, you find out that it's pretty small, very crowded and, despite the nummy food,…

I just use an old credit card.

A FUCKING GRASSHOPPER??? OMG!

Judging from the one I have had for four years and have used exactly once, I would say no—- and we eat A LOT of salad here.

Hey, if you're an enemy to women, nothing I say will change that. If you are an ally to women, nothing I say will change that (because #notallwomen amirite?).

Here's the thing, though—— we don't need anyone yelling "MEN RAPE YOU, MEN KILL YOU, FEAR EVIL EVIL MENZ". You know why? Because, as women, we are raised in a culture where we see evidence of it every single day. We are raised by mothers who teach us not to respond to cat-callers, to not confront men doing wrong, to…

"I don't want to feel like an automatic...."

Right? Plastic adirondack chair from the Depot with some old clothes and some shirtsleeves filled with sand. $419

It seems like they did in 2011.... $34K for wages and salaries...

I don't watch DWTS but that just made my whole day a lil brighter!

If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

A lot of the reason is our sexual compatibility and the lack thereof in his previous relationship. I thought that was clear but then I tend to forget that there are those among us with, shall we say, less of an understanding of how thinking works.

How lovely of you to make an assumption about my marriage based on three sentences. Let me return the favor and extend my thoughts on your cuntiness based on your two.