Is this what the kids are listening to these days? Yeesh!

No viral videos? Um..... wut?

Just wondering why dudebros happen to have so many dildos in their possession.

Is that a recent thing? When I was in college in the late 80's, sororities weren't dry. We regularly had parties at our house and the other sororities did as well. I was the Panhellenic rush chair for three semesters and the only approbation was on serving alcohol at rush functions.

What are they actually fighting for? When I saw the header, I thought this was going to be about the fact that sororities at UVa are dry (according to what I've read) and something something equality in the name of booze.

Zactly. The spelling and grammar are beyond the years of a kid who still believes. Fake.

Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone.

I was reading, "I'm an actor, it's just that I don't act" but I think I like yours better.

Um, we did lose.

On Wednesdays we wear camouflage.

You can make anything at Sheetz!

Really? I immediately went to Panic! at the Disco. lol

Neck? I already have a neck and it's not there.

I think Rebecca is nice. Rebecca and.... Schooner?

Where is the option for Magic Mushroom Log?

I'm just sayin'... if you thought this was a good idea, good enough to put some of your hard-earned benjis on, you kind of deserve to get taken. Who the hell needs this? Where does one even buy unroasted, green coffee beans? What kind of tool would use this?

Unedited.... except for the edits?

Are there shoes even made of leather anymore?

There is more text in this post than in any issue of Cosmo. Can I get a TL;DR? Sheesh!

Geobi