Price seems a bit too inflated for Tom Brady’s house

Around the time the Model S was coming to market, I would spend some time on the Tesla Motors Club forum, just to see what it was all about. There was a thread there asking if Teslas were going to put repair shops out of business. The consensus of the True Believers there was that repair shops were definitely doomed,…

A car horn is designed for short bursts to quickly grab another driver’s attention. A reclining seat is designed to recline for the duration of a flight (between take-off and landing, excepting extreme turbulence). If you drive around with your horn on constant, you are not using it as designed and you should probably…

I paid for that recline so I’m using it. You don’t get to determine which space is yours when the airline already did that my allowing the seats to recline. You’re not england of commercial airliners and you don’t get to colonize space I rightfully paid for. Recline your own seat if you don’t want be be close to the…

I’ve got Clear, so I won’t be far behind.  :)

I’ll get you a Stella and I’ll be at the bar by the gate.

Sorry, but I’m not taking all my crap out of my bag. I’m not taking my shoes off. I’m not waiting for the rookie travelers to realize they can’t take their phone through the metal detector. I’m not waiting while gramma and grandpa figure out that you can’t go through the metal detector with a belt buckle the size of a…

“I’ll save you a seat at the bar”

Folks, this is Sony. You can bet that the tires are proprietary and can only be replaced by Sony™ Brand™ Replacement™ Tires™ at three times the cost.

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

The DeLorean Flight of the Navigator:

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Just like Brad Pitt’s character in the film, within the first 15 minutes I was wondering what the hell I had gotten myself into. God damn it was boring.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Says the man who’s going to watch, what, the XFL reboot? The CFL? I mean, options for professional football are sorta slim.

Better idea: Watch or do literally ANYTHING else. Football is fine, but the NFL is a bad league for bad people.

Yes - you are a bad person for watching NFL. Stop validating bullshit, you simpleton goons.

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

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