coolhandtim
CoolHandTim
coolhandtim

That’s weird, I thought every subway train in New York sucked.

Imran Chaudhri? More like Imarun Awayfromthisproduct!
Bethany Bongiorno? More like Bethany Arrivederci!
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Anything except “irregardless” will suffice as far as I’m concerned.

As much as I’ve loved all the G/O sites, it’s not surprising that they’re shutting down. The “journalism” had been missing for years. The only question I have for the writers of Jezebel is... “can I supersize that?”

Or, roughly speaking. 23 staff per 13,400 typos and grammatical errors.

Your window of opportunity for that may be measured in minutes, rather than days or weeks I’m afraid. (RIP Jezebel)

RIP Jezebel. With some of the Gawker sites not taking comments anymore (Quartz, The Root, Deadspin), and the departure of Lifehacker, there’s very little reason to believe all of Gawker isn’t doomed. What a disappointment - this place used to be great.

Your user name is so perfect for your comment. Take my star.

Jim is greatly misunderstood! Nah, I’m just kidding. He’s a bigot all the way. Fucking Jim.

Of COURSE I know they weren’t talking about sports radio. The point is that the comment was unnecessary and needlessly inflammatory in context of elucidating the point of the article. It’s shitty journalism. One might say it’s as shitty as the idiots on political AM radio.

I listen to AM sports talk radio. Hard to understand why that makes me a bigot (you can, however, make an argument that the Seahawks’ performance on Sunday was vile content).

The comment was unnecessary and purposefully inflammatory, that’s all. There was no need for it in the context of expounding on the subject of Read more

In fact, even the bigots who keep talk radio afloat can simply choose to stream their vile content instead of using the radio. Read more

Instead of bitching about what was or wasn’t included in this list, I’ll add some interesting trivia.

“Louie, Louie” was *this* close to becoming the official state song of Washington in the mid-80's, all to promote a tiny little television show out of Seattle. The show went on to become the nationally syndicated Read more

Burned Duped Audience Club

I don’t understand the current obsession automakers have with Tom Brady steering wheels. They’re ridiculous. ND.

Did you accept Venmo or PayPal when Apple paid you?

Well, they aren’t suing her for writing to SAG. Read more

The more photos we see of the Cybertruck, the more I imagine Rivian pinches themselves for their good fortune of making a truck that is both useful and attractive.

Can confirm. My parents bought a used 1980 Merc 240D diesel back in 1988, and it was a workhorse. It couldn’t accelerate (71 hp), but it drove like a big, heavy dream. I put that thing in a ditch, submerged half the engine bay in a lake before a tractor pulled me out, and it never complained or landed in the shop. My Read more

Bugs Bunny digs better tunnels than the Boring Company. Competing with rabbits is tough, even when they should’ve taken a left at Albuquerque.